So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Randomize
