I think I died a long time ago.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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