Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I got inside last night via doggy door
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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