You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
don't judge my taste in strippers
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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