We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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