Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
