Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
how drunk are you?
Several
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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