I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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