Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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