Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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