there's paper in my vomit.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
