Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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