You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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