So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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