Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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