gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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