Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I need to calm my uterus...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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