normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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