Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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