Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He better not be in your backpack
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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