i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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