Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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