So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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