He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just invented taco cereal.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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