Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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