K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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