i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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