D3 body, D1 cock
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Never underestimate the power of titties
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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