Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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