Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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