gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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