I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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