While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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