He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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