love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
