): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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