were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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