dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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