oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize