..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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