Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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