let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she told me i tasted like america
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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