so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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