Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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