she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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