Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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