I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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