My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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