It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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