Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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