Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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