don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Four minutes until I can fart!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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