Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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